The Teleporter’s Handbook

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The Teleporter’s Handbook, The eleven stories in this delightful collection of adult fables and tall tales, will transport you to realms beyond your wildest dreams.


The Teleporter’s Handbook is a collection of entertaining adult fables and tall tales that will transport you to a world beyond your wildest travel plans.

The Teleporter’s Handbook
(A Collection of Modern Fables and Tall Tales).

Table of contents.

The Teleporter’s Handbook.
Tank and Coco.
A Tall Leprechaun Tale.
God Bless Michael Caine
Dancing with Schadenfreude
Not Your Average Joe.
Prelude to Rehab.
The Chicken Chronicles. (Pt 1. Edward).
The Future of Pleasure
Adonis Makes a Comeback
The Inevitable Reaper.


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2 reviews for The Teleporter’s Handbook

  1. David Simmonds

    Here are some of the things that readers are saying about The Teleporter’s Handbook:

    “This book is a breath of fresh air. The stories are funny, heartwarming, and thought-provoking. I highly recommend it to anyone who loves a good read.” – Amazon reviewer.

    “I couldn’t put this book down! I was captivated from the very first page. Simmonds is a gifted storyteller.” – Goodreads reviewer.

    “This is a must-read for fans of speculative fiction. It’s a delightful and imaginative collection of stories.” – Barnes & Noble reviewer

  2. David Simmonds

    5.0 out of 5 stars Fun, Easy Read 🙂
    Reviewed in Canada on October 31, 2018
    This book is awesome if you’re one of those readers (like me) that appreciates a book you can pick up sort of whenever and wherever you want and read in small or big chunks. Ultimately … it’s a super fun and easy read and I highly recommend it!

    naomi simpson
    5.0 out of 5 stars Delightful and super fun
    Reviewed in Canada on November 14, 2018
    I loved the stories contained in this fun book. If you are looking for well written, fun, whimsical, delicious story telling that isn’t afraid to twist and bend and indeed teleport the reader, look no further. Great book to pick up and read a single story or curl up and delve into the whole. God Bless Michael Caine is a personal fave.

    M Donovan Aikman
    5.0 out of 5 stars A fun read.
    Reviewed in Canada on November 25, 2018
    This has a lot of the great quirky writing to keep you going. I have been doing it in chunks though because that’s more my erratic reading style. I agree with the other review that it’s pretty easy to pick up and put down, never miss a beat and just slide back into a great story.

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    Ethan Collopy
    5.0 out of 5 stars A highly entertaining collection of short stories
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 19, 2018
    The Teleporter’s Handbook is an absolute revelation! It’s a wonderful collection of short stories told with the crisp bite of Roald Dahl at his best. The stories display such a rich historical knowledge of various movie star facts that I often found myself referring to Wikipedia after the end of a story. God Bless Michael Caine and Dancing with Schadenfreude are real highlights but all are told with a wry style and instantly re-readable. Anyone who enjoys short story collections should grab a copy of this immediately!

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